Chill-ay!

Well, long time no blog. It's not that I forgot. Well, *sigh* Guess it is so. Either way, I'm back with more balderdash. Play along please :) 

The heading is captivatingly random is it not? Well, to understand this phenomenon, you'll have to refer to our Bangalore trip. The Bangalore Model United Nations. And you need to know Aravindh Babu.

Here's where you get started-
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Chill-ay/132296473494999
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001539610687

Well, there we are in the committee of the Social, Cultural and Humanitarian. It's kinda big, well huge with around 70 people. And in the midst of all that nonsense and arguments, nestled between the restless Iran and snoring Israel is....Chill-ay. Course, Iv'e known him for a really long time, but god knew he'd start such a revolution.

Let's go back to where his fame began. Day 2, Motion to entertain. Delegate of Denmark ( Whoever you are, I'm sure we all love you know :)) stands up and calls for Chill-ay to dance with the Chair. Of course the chair is slightly bewildered by the request.  Perhaps shes pleading inside that Chill-ay doesn't make his move. But you don't need to teach Chill-ay that. So he just stands, and gapes in an act of adamance.
So, what? We fail to get him to dance. Iran recommended he wear stilettos and do the same (Read: Red Hot Chill-ay Peppers :P ) Fail again.

But the people are suddenly captivated by his character. His nonchalance, adamance and silence suddenly become his assets. Chill-ay becomes the buzzword. Chits are filled with Chill-ay, so are their minds. This is what we call a revolution.

Perhaps all this build up seems rather unwanted but trust me, with a bit more of spice, this can be made into a movie... :D

Now, the MUN is over. But Chill-ay still lives on. Whether or not he lives in our minds, our hearts and our souls, he still exists on Facebook!  (Shout out to the genius who created the fan page!)

Of course, I get to see him everyday. :P  Now lets get down to the basics. What is Chill-ay all about? Here are the 7 basic rules-

1) If you are a Chill-ay, you must be a self-proclaimed loner. 
2) If you are a Chill-ay, it is mandatory to wear your pants at chest level and not let them sag REGARDLESS of what you wear and when you wear it. 
3) If you are a Chill-ay, you must have a fascination and fetish towards the consumption of paper. And mind you, the plain sheets and not the ruled ones. 
4) If you are a Chill-ay, you must surprise your friends by arriving in school with your eyebrows half-shaven. No questions here, because I honestly don't know the answer.  
5) If you are a Chill-ay, you must always ALWAYS have a swiss knife in your pocket. 
6) If you are a Chill-ay, you must necessarily have a pen and a pencil with you at all times. Never be caught dead without 'em.  
7) If you are a Chill-ay, you must say Chill-ay!


So, there you have it! Chill-ay in a nutshell.
And yeah, maybe this is a major breach in privacy and maybe I will be killed by Chill-ay. But hey, Chill-ay and Kuwait are Allies!

I'd like to end by quoting DPRK- "Switch off the fans, cause it's getting kinda CHILL-AY!" 


PS: Just a note to all of you out there, Chill-ay's confidential data folder was left back @ Vidya Niketan after he was carried out by Logistics and Co. Finders keepers. 
Sudharshan, out.